If there’s anything that’ll make a male not want to get married 

Take an all male anger management 2 class

All the husbands have the exact same story 

They get in arguments with their wife

They listen and try to work it out 

They work it out

The wife does the exact same thing again

Then starts an argument 

The husband clearly knows the wife doesn’t listen now

The husband fights losing his mind at the third argument 

Because they’ve already talked it out after the first

Now they have to take time outs

Because the frontal cortex quits working because the blood pressure goes up

So they take a time out then talk about it

Then the fourth argument starts

Usually when the husbands get violent or not could be much further this is just an example 

But it always comes down to spilling your heart out to not have arguments 

Then just having another argument 

For the male to have to spill the hearts again to make it okay

Then it’s a sick cycle 

Why would you ever want to do that to yourself

Unless you were toxic and went in the marriage wanting a divorce

And actual marriage almost never works out

There has to be more to it

Like wanting to be married longer than other friends or something 

Kids maybe

But who even wants to have kids

It’s a lifelong financial burden

And such a demanding responsibility 

Unless you actually love the person and really do want a kid with them

Which is probably someone you would want to marry

But just think how easy it is for a female to rip a male apart when that happens if they’re not as into you as you would be into them to want to have a kid with them 

Males can do it to a female too but it all comes down to seeing something you can’t see

Like if a female cuts a males balls off they’re already looking for a more handsome wealthy man to leave the male for because the male is going to cheat

This is more of an issue for males that marry and have never been to prison and had to make and use a homemade fleshlight

If you’ve been to prison long enough you probably prefer a homemade fleshlight to a woman just because all the hassle va completely hassle free

You don’t get the labia minora with a homemade tool

And you learn pretty quickly the labia minora is the best thing a female has to offer

You get the minora rubbing against your gooch then you start getting all the excretion on top of your shaft

And that’s when she starts tensing up and giving out orders 

Don’t stop don’t stop right there right there slower don’t cum don’t cum okay we came together

Then you actually get to cuddle