One time I got really drunk at my brothers

I drove home and just about home I decided to make a detour 

I went to a small creek to look at the water and I had to pee so I was going to pee by the creek 

I ended up dropping my phone from the car to the creek

I made it home and just thought I left my phone in the car or it got lost in my blanket

I woke up to a police officer knocking on the front door

Everyone was home

I’m thinking I did something wrong

He said he either had my phone or he told me my phone was at the creek

It was years and years ago but I was very hungover so I didn’t even remember it that day it was foggy

But he specifically said

I found you or I found it(the phone) I think it was “I found you because killerkittens”

Killerkittens was a hot girl instagram

And I have such deep clueless thought about the entire thing

Was the police officer talking to killerkittens previously how did killerkittens know where I was at or where I lost my phone

I didn’t ask anything because I didn’t want it to lead to punishment 

I just kinda said oh yeah okay or whatever

Why was a police officer talking to a hot girl instagram 

Why would the hot girl instagram know where my phone or I was at my house

What’s the thing I’m not seeing

I got my phone back

But it left me with so many questions 

Like the police officer would be a complete smart ass or an amazing asshole if I asked for more info

Like I was left completely confused

I don’t remember if the officer had my phone and gave it to me

Or if I had to go back to the creek to get my phone

I was and still am so confused about that one