Who do you chill with

 Drinking like a white college student named Mason McGuire

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Drinking like a Mexican drug dealer / dad named Barney Mendez

For some reason the beer taste better and more bang for your buck as Mason but money is less in quantity the weed is better we smoke out of bongs and only drink a few a night and we’re spending money we have dro and dabs our choice of beer is natural light and landshark absolutely no budlight that’s for Mexicans we smoke in the kitchen and the guest bedroom we start around 10am and go to about 10pm we mostly listen to Flatbush zombies palm

As Barney the beer is endless same with the money we smoke out of swisher cigarillo we can go through 4 30 packs a night we also get food tablitas chicken hamburger you name it we’re making money as we smoke and drink we have Reggie and we have dodie we also use wax we only drink budlight we smoke in the garage converted to a pool room and outside we start around 1pm and go to about 4am we usually listen to spm and we listen to French Montana unforgettable and Chris brown liquor every single night

Extra credit

Smoking with Josh Cabrera met in 3rd grade & we’re friends all the way to college

We smoke juicy jay papers he rolls as he drivers we don’t drink any beer we take acid as soon as we get it we only smoke while driving or at an old house that we own but no one lives in it the power is cut off

We mostly listen to 2000s rock and big Sean occasionally we can get Whitney and Christi who we call crusty and clitney they sing my name is the joker together and when we’re with them we go to the skate park and watch skateboards while we get high in the parking lot occasionally we go to the kids kingdom playground at night when the larping (live action roll playing) league is in session we smoke in the slides as people are fighting with swords and shields or great hammers we dodge all the cops on the road and on sight we hold our phones like a gun and shoot at them it’s not uncommon we go to a friends house where we use a parachute or a gravity to purposely try to take green out hits