Instantly judging girls based off of what their butthole looks like based off of their appearance 

Something you basically can never see but because of that you can get a pretty good idea based on what you can see when you train your eyes 

1. Yeah that’s a good butthole insta follow

2. It’s not the best but it would work I guess no follow

3. Well it’s definitely been used not going to get a follow

4. Nah that’s a bad one possibly a block

And basically everything comes down to what I think your butthole would look like based on your appearance 

Decides if I follow block leave a comment how lenient I am with likes and comments and if I follow

2 deciding the way a girls farts smell based on how much fat to muscle ratio their body has

Too much fat is death

Too much muscle is overprocessed death like a prepackaged steak in a box that you get at a clearance price when you cut the package open and it already smells like a fart and you know damn well you’re about to cook it and eat it and it’s going to taste exactly like it smelt when you opened it

A perfect fat to muscle ratio is very very low on actual muscle and it’s going to smell like designer 

Not to say they can’t be muscular sometimes they can have muscles and still pull it off. Those are the ones you want to follow

Because you also use the judging them based off what their butthole looks like based off what their appearance looks like

Any tan or skin color degrades the designer

Any tattoos or color of hair degrades the designer

Dark eye colors does too

Basically 100% preferring white skin blonde hair blue eyes

Not even playing biases or favorites

If you’re doing a long distance sniff and you sniff everyone once

It’s obvious who smells the best

It gets to the point like

I can’t see trash or dead bodies or feces

Why do they constantly choose to show girls that put off those scents

Why can’t they just show girls that actually smell good

I’m having to scroll 50 times past hundreds of decent looking but ugly smelling girls

To find one who basically 100% of the time looks exactly like the last girl that smelt good 

Why do I have to scroll so many times past losers

To get to basically the same girl with a different name and a tiny little difference in their face

But can you imagine actually being one of those little frame blonde hair blue eyes white skin girls and actually knowing you are one of the only breeds that actually smells good and like you live in a toilet because everyone else is completely full of it and so you smell even better you have to be with it

You can’t just like avoid everyone and just live alone you have to go out and going out is like going straight to a dumpster everywhere you go

But they don’t even see it like that it’s just fun like it is to everyone else that enjoys going out

Which makes them even better

And basically the deeper you get in research you really just find out everything works like that for them 

and they really are that much better 

If I learned anything from Sabrina they don’t actually fart or poop

They do this thing where when someone else usually their best friend does something 

That triggers them they do it back how it felt to them

And get in a fight with their best friend then make up and it’s like nothing happened

Which I find pleasant 

Then they have others that take the poops for them

And that’s usually getting a black eye or in a fight or something 

Or they find a dead body right when it would be time to poop

Or a dead animal or a witches house or something 

Or they have a fish and it poops for them

Always something else going on