Trying to justify my happiness vs cleanliness for others

I haven’t changed my underwear in about 3 months

I wash them about once a month

I love the funk I have built up

It smells like the best thing I can think of besides weed

I do want to wear fresh clothes around other people

But I also want to build up my funk so I can enjoy it while I’m at home

Do I give in to the peer pressure and get a second or third pair dirty 

Or do I just do me and stick with the good thing I have going

I can’t smoke weed I have 17 more months of probation 

My biggest guilty pleasure is getting the grease from between my legs on my finger then smoking a cigarette it adds an entirely new dimension of flavor

I feel like if I like it so much others would love it too

I doubt it at the same time

But I know there’s some bad b out there that would do anything for my pheromones