I’ve decided to make a promise a life commitment 

I’ll never have sex with any girl

Unless they are blonde hair blue eyes and white with no major facial blemishes 

Then if I ever do get to have sex with one of them  I’m going to go all in I’m not going to hold anything back I’m going to go deep and hard and get it all in

I’ll attempt to marry this girl and attempt to raise the child together

Then if that doesn’t work I’ll be happy paying child support 

I don’t mind never having a kid or never having sex 

Those are easy for me

But if the opportunity ever arises I’m going all in

Pounds pounds pounds bruuh 

I can’t wait

2 months of saving

This next check pay off court costs

Next check after that and 2 checks from October save all 3 set to the side done with supervision 

Then last check in October and checks in November 

But I don’t even have to save that thousand I can spend it I just want to have it in case something happens and it’ll be nice to know I have all supervision saved up to the side

But as long as I got like $200 on the side I’m happy

Pounds bruuh pounds bruuuh pounds and pounds and pounds 

The two for one pounds looking nice

I could have 40 pounds saved up

40 pounds bruuh 40 pounds BRUUUH

Save up 40 pounds finish supervision quit my job

Smoke for a living

Get my full ssi check have 40 pounds

Go 20 years without a job I’ll be 33 and retired bruuh

All I want is the pounds

Buy 2 for 1 in October latest November 

Then everything is saved up no more saving

And I’m buying pounds

Oh lawd

Going to be so sweet

40 pounds

I just have to keep my job

Keep my job and bring in the pounds

By November every month is a pound or two until may 2026

20 months 40 pounds but it’ll probably be closer to like 30 pounds because I want to buy other stuff not just the 2 for 1

Keep working hard keep showing up on time and getting everything done staying until it’s my time to go

Not spending on anything I don’t need

I want at least 25 pounds 

Smoke smoke smoke smoke brrrruuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh

Quit my job get my money each month spend all my extra on beer

Smoke smoke smoke drink drink drink 

Gaaaaaah I never thought it would be this good

September October then November and we’re at it

During October it’s gonna get cold then November it will be cold all the way until April 

7 months of cold then in may im at 1 year done

Usually the cold months go by pretty quick

It’s the summer months that take forever

But that’s because I haven’t had a working ac

Now that I got one the heat isn’t a big deal

Ahhh just 3 months

I love azteca my Mexican meat market 

I just hate how they don’t have anything I actually cook

Don’t have:

Brisket, ribs, tuna, crawfish, lobster, sloppy Jo mix, mushrooms, baby spinach, sushi nori, oysters, clams

I used to make sloppy Jo’s and baby spinach every Thursday and I can’t even make that now

I want to get on a weekly schedule of what I eat 

It feels good doing that

I usually just go in the market and try to spend less than $30 or at least be able to eat I’m whatever I make a second day

Hotdogs is the only affordable thing

But once you start adding chili and cheese and jalapeño or ketchup and mustard then you may as well just get a steak lol

I have a can of sloppy jo sauce which I would definitely use as a substitute for the mix

But they don’t have baby spinach and I’m not making Jo’s without spinach 

I would make enchiladas type tacos or loose meat sandwiches but they don’t have mushrooms

I would get ribs since they’re cheap but no ribs

I would make sushi but no nori or tuna 

The price of t-bones went up $2 so I’m waiting for it to go back down

I could do grilled cheese and tomato soup 

That actually sounds good

I think I already have everything I need that’s what we’re doing

Grilled cheese and tomato soup

 If there’s anything that’ll make a male not want to get married 

Take an all male anger management 2 class

All the husbands have the exact same story 

They get in arguments with their wife

They listen and try to work it out 

They work it out

The wife does the exact same thing again

Then starts an argument 

The husband clearly knows the wife doesn’t listen now

The husband fights losing his mind at the third argument 

Because they’ve already talked it out after the first

Now they have to take time outs

Because the frontal cortex quits working because the blood pressure goes up

So they take a time out then talk about it

Then the fourth argument starts

Usually when the husbands get violent or not could be much further this is just an example 

But it always comes down to spilling your heart out to not have arguments 

Then just having another argument 

For the male to have to spill the hearts again to make it okay

Then it’s a sick cycle 

Why would you ever want to do that to yourself

Unless you were toxic and went in the marriage wanting a divorce

And actual marriage almost never works out

There has to be more to it

Like wanting to be married longer than other friends or something 

Kids maybe

But who even wants to have kids

It’s a lifelong financial burden

And such a demanding responsibility 

Unless you actually love the person and really do want a kid with them

Which is probably someone you would want to marry

But just think how easy it is for a female to rip a male apart when that happens if they’re not as into you as you would be into them to want to have a kid with them 

Males can do it to a female too but it all comes down to seeing something you can’t see

Like if a female cuts a males balls off they’re already looking for a more handsome wealthy man to leave the male for because the male is going to cheat

This is more of an issue for males that marry and have never been to prison and had to make and use a homemade fleshlight

If you’ve been to prison long enough you probably prefer a homemade fleshlight to a woman just because all the hassle va completely hassle free

You don’t get the labia minora with a homemade tool

And you learn pretty quickly the labia minora is the best thing a female has to offer

You get the minora rubbing against your gooch then you start getting all the excretion on top of your shaft

And that’s when she starts tensing up and giving out orders 

Don’t stop don’t stop right there right there slower don’t cum don’t cum okay we came together

Then you actually get to cuddle

 Come on Dakotah let’s go it’s over

(Wow I finally realized what I see in my type of girl)

Like it’s a existential crisis we just survived together 

He killed the entire city without even flexing a muscle 

That gets hard as you they get older

He used to have to flex every muscle in his body ! !

Multiple times ! !

For fun?

Noooo

It’s a sign of complete humiliation and disgrace in the predator race ! !

 It’s so weird to me

There’s three holes

Clearly a butt hole in a clear spot can’t mistake it

A pee hole that’s too small 

And a vagina obviously your aiming for the vagina

But if you stick it in the vagina it’s the wrong hole it’s like doing it with their mom on them like some weird mother daughter incest

But if the girl sticks it in the exact same hole it is the right hole

And if you fall out you’re basically completely sol

So as like a permanent life lesson she has to put it in before you start the process 

Otherwise even though geographically it’s the exact same spot

It isn’t the right one 

What happened to all the hot girl instagram

There used to be an over supply a surplus of instagrams with hundreds of hot girls

I haven’t seen a single one in years

Is it because I don’t smoke or drink

Is it because I’m older

Is it because I don’t like by the college campus since I moved

Is it because I got a felony charge

Is it because 

Is it because

Is it because 

Why no more hot girl instagram profiles 

Do other people still find hot girl instagram 

It’s like all the girls have subtle filters and look almost fake but it turns out to just be one good picture and the profile links to the girls profile and they look completely normal in all their pictures except that one picture the hot girl profile shared 

And there’s like hundreds of profiles with hundreds of girls

And you can just scroll through hot girls for like hours out of the day and see new ones constantly