Crazy dream

It started off at work

They used to use a red book to write down what happened 

I was writing in it

Nothing too important 

I wrote in it

Then my mom wrote her initials only which meant nothing happened 

Then I wrote again something about noodles that they were talking about

Then I was at my old house

It was my mom a new girl that was attractive but I treated like a sister and some man that was cool

The girl kept talking about how awesome the noodles were going to be

Then I walked in the kitchen and noticed a beast in the backyard 

I was terrified of it and I told my mom who turned into my grandma to check it out

It turned out to be a massive house cat but from a distance it looked like some beast

I ate the noodles they were talking so much about

It was like fideo 

Then I went outside with them when they were looking at that cat

Somehow our backyard got like 10 times bigger and it was already big

We had a baseball field that was set up like a golf course in our backyard 

And the fence was taken down in sections 

All the houses had bad paint jobs

We were all outside and somehow the door got unlocked which I found out later in the dream it was some high tech door lock that worked via the truck fob

Well people flooded in

I went back in the house it started with just a few more people

And one girl was pretty good looking and I had the memory of something I did spawned her

But one of the girls was like the hottest girl I ever seen

I was walking around the house and I saw her

I could see her vagina and butt hole with her standing straight in front of me

I acted like I was going to finger her butt

Since I could see it so clearly

Like she was doing a needle but she wasn’t and I could see everything 

She said no thank you and we laughed

Then I went outside

I was starting to want a cigarette 

But the backyard was flooded with people all shoulder to shoulder

I was looking for the key because someone left it unlocked and I needed to open it to get people out

So unlocked the unlocked outside door to let people out to lock

And go back inside with the hot girl

I found the key after asking around it was in my pocket

Then I opened the door

And a girl was talking about how guys smell their balls and girls smell their bras

And she said something about something that was bleeped

But it gave off this smell I used to smell at my friends house which I always thought was child child or meth a really weird smell that I never get and I’m happy it makes me feel uncomfortable 

Then when people started to flood out I was trying so hard to light a cigarette and everything started getting weird

The cigarette was long at the end with no tobacco I couldn’t figure out how to work the lighter

A girl was staring at me 

Then instantly I woke up

Highly was the two hot girls and seeing the hottest buttholes

Wanting to go back inside to see the hottest girl

Downsides was not being able to light my cigarette