I’m 32 and it was been 16 years since I had a girlfriend 

Like I don’t want a girlfriend because of the drama and I don’t care much for the love it’ll just disturb me

I don’t even care about the sex or having a kid I don’t want either

I can take care of myself but I know I’ll get cheated on with a girl

I don’t like going out or going to parties 

No part of me wants a girlfriend 

Not for love for sex for a kid for a wife nothing

Not to see their butthole or vagina

I can’t think of a single reason

In dreams I’m all about it

I tell people it’s been 16 years since I had a girlfriend 

And literally every single one makes it seem so easy to get a girlfriend 

Like you just go out and you can get 10

If I could get 10 a day I’d be more about it

But I’ve been just as interested in getting one since the first day I broke up 16 years ago and I haven’t found one

I look at 13-17 year olds and think that’s what a girlfriend looks like

And I look at 18+ and think that’s what a problem looks like

So I have issues all around

I do see attractive girls over 18

But they’re never from or never live in America lol