32 is an interesting age

you still get called a baby to most adults

but you are also older than just about everyone you watch do sports on tv

you finally start getting those epiphanies like

people born in 2002 dont remember cds

but you were born in 93' and were about 7 when cds got big so you remember them easy

just starting to get those aches and out of breath for nothing

the things that used to upset you like pooping or wiping after a poop or people smoking cigs

are now your favorite parts of the day pooping wiping and smoking

you can actually eat both pancakes and bacon and sausage and hash browns if you go to ihop or dennys

you look for giant meals so you can eat it all so you can take 3 or 4 poops when you get home

the only thing that really scares you is if ssi doesn't give you the right amount which would mean you can't pay rent which would mean you would be homeless which would mean you would die then it's just a few steps down and you're trying to suck off a guy for a cig

you used to get jealous girls had boobs and butts they could just always look at, now not so much, but you are jealous they can just get on OF and make millions

not having friends is more of a privilege than being forced to keep relationships

the only thing better than being at home in your underwear in bed is going out to eat a special

from the age of about 5 getting stronger each year of wanting to go down on a girl being at it's worst at around 17, by 32 that is just plain disgusting I don't even want to kiss a girl on the lips it's gross

I'll eat out of a bowl that hasn't been washed in weeks or use a utensil I just let sit in the sink for days

but even kissing a girl just sounds disgusting

I'm not a germophobe but it's nasty

sex is nasty when I was 19 there was nothing I wanted more than sex

at 32 sex is the last thing I want

kids seem more damning than a death sentence

im not a soldier i've never been deployed

but not being able to smoke weed has to feel similar to being at war and not being able to see your wife and kids for someone that loves their family