I want to make a t shirt 

“The only way I

Made it through 

Probation is

Cigarettes”

Going from a 12 year self medicating heavy marijuana use

Straight to a cigarette addiction 

Living my whole life up until the last year telling everyone not to smoke cigarettes and how bad cigarettes are

I feel so bad for people that have to smoke cigarettes 

Now that I am one of them

A year deep in my cigarette addiction 

I love them they’re my favorite part of the day the most fun I get 

But damn 

If ur not on probation weed is right there

And this entire year I’ve though it’s just two years I’m going to smoke cigarettes as often as I need then when I’m done I’m going to have all the marijuana I need to last years and I’m going to stop smoking cigarettes 

But I don’t even know now

I hope I can

I don’t even know what to expect when I try to quit

I should have so much flower

Every time I need to smoke I just smoke bud instead and that should work

Like if I can’t breathe and I know it’s because I haven’t had a cigarette 

I can just take a gravity hit and nuke myself which does like a complete system reset

But what if it isn’t enough

I’m like 90% sure it will be enough

But that 10% is like the reset is done and after all that I just want a cigarette hahahahahahah

I wouldn’t even be upset I love them they’re nice

Eventually I want to quit when I get closer to 40 because the health risks

Maybe Texas medical program will be better

I get cancer

Then I can get prescription marijuana 

That’s the golden ticket

You have cancer which is one of the worst things

But you also get prescription weed

I have no idea how bad cancer actually is

But I’ve got a damn good idea how good prescription weed is

And cancer would have to be sooo sooo sooooooooooooooooooo bad

I really can’t imagine 

I can’t imagine cancer being worse than how good prescription weed would be